Chuck Norris can rub one penny together, Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris Ever wonder why the tide goes out? It's because Chuck Norris is on to the beach. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down. Chuck Norris can rub one penny together. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. One time Chuck Norris went to a movie, and it watched him for 2 hours Chuck Norris is the living embodiment of the phrase "Epic Win" When Chuck Norris dies, he won't push up daisies, he'll push up venus flytraps Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out, Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide Chuck Norris is the baddest man on four legs. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves, Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch.", Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head, There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.